Gary was fired. Of course that’s it.

The only reason I don’t want to meet Jennifer Lawrence is because I’d be too busy dying to actually enjoy it.
classmate: jennifer lawrence is not right to play katniss I mean she's not skinny enough and--
me: ............................... DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS PERFECTION SHE'S AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL AND SHE'S SUCH A GREAT ACTRESS YOU DON'T KNOW HER YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HER BEFORE THIS YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST JEALOUS I MEAN LOOK AT HER SHE'S NOT FAT SHE'S REAL AND BEAUTIFUL AND AN AMAZING ROLE MODEL OKAY DO YOU JUST NOT GET IT JUST DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME AGAIN JUST GO AWAY
classmate: what
me: what
classmate: ...
me: so what were you saying?
jennifer lawrence is my life