Friend: allll the otha kidz wit der pumped up kicks ya better run better run outrun ma g-
Me: shut up. SHUT UP.
Friend: what it's a gud song
Me: DID YOU EVEN KNOW FOSTER THE PEOPLE BEFORE YOU HEARD THAT SONG ON B105 OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT NO YOU DIDN'T SO SHUT UP OK YOU WILL NEVER LOVE FOSTER THE PEOPLE EVER SO SHUT UP THAT SONG DIDN'T COME OUT THREE MONTHS AGO IT ACTUALLY CAME OUT LAST YEAR BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A TRUE FTP FAN ARE YOU NO YOU'RE NOT HUH PUNK
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
girl: i love fashion!
me: (yay i may found someone to talk to) who is your favourite designer?
girl: victoria's secret